Theory

I have a possible new theory about men.

You know how men say women are crazy when they want commitment after a few weeks? How women go nuts and nag them about every little thing they do wrong? Then, so they aren't deemed a psycho, the woman will go out of her way to make sure the man doesn't think this and dump her. My theory is that this is a genius plan made up by men so that they can get away with just about anything. The man constantly shows up late? It's okay honey, I don't mind. He doesn't call when he said he would? That's fine dear, I understand you're busy. The man can seem to do no wrong. Why? Because the woman doesn't want to go off on him and have him call her crazy. Even if she has a valid point, she'll convince herself that she's overreacting just so she doesn't have to have a pow-wow with him and potentially lose him because he says she's nuts. I'm telling you, this theory may catch on. If that's the case, I say have that pow-wow and in your nicest voice explain what a douche bag they're being. If they say you're crazy, say this: "You may think I'm crazy, but I think you're a self-absorbed inconsiderate jerk. At least a crazy person can care about someone else besides themselves." You may be single after that but at least you'll respect yourself.