Celibacy

Yesterday I watched a movie called "Easy." I really enjoyed it. The main character decides to stay celibate for 3 months. I think that's a great idea. I can definitely relate to her issues. So, yesterday I decided I would stay celibate for 3 months, at least, if not longer.

I told my friends about the plan last night and they all laughed and started taking bets on how long I would last. So much for being supportive. Oh well, it just gives me more will to prove them wrong. I'll do it for at least 3 months. If I find a guy I'm interested in, he'll have to wait 3 months.

I figured this was a good idea because I have this thing I like to call "the 3 month hump." What it means is, I usually date a guy for 3 months, get bored, and break his heart and break up with him. If the guy (and I) have to wait 3 months to have sex, then I'll weed out the jerks, and I won't put another number on my list in my quest to find "the one."

Also, sex complicates things too much. After you have sex with someone, the girl always worries that the guy will leave because he already got what he wants. Then, when things go sour, you're angry at yourself for having sex with them. It's just not worth it. I figure, the right guy will be fine with waiting and even though it sucks, it's for the best in the long run.