Let Make Love

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. That was the subject title (mistyping and all) that a suitor sent me. Let me explain. I posted an ad on craigslist saying I wanted to go on a few dates, that I wasn't wanting to jump into a relationship. This is the message that creeper sent:

I would love to see what you look like. send me photo's and i will send you some too.
me?
I live in South Columbus OHio. I want to make love to another woman. My wife want to watch. She says the thought of me making love to another woman turns her on. I want to eat your pussy and make you cum before we make love!

please send real photos via email. all replys thus far have been where i have to join a web site. I want a real female with a real need. my bio below. this can be a one time thing or this can be a beganing of a long freindship full of fun!

I am a 39yo MWM (6'5", 280#, brown hair & eyes) looking for a WF (height/weight proportionate) ages 22-32 for NSA fun. You should be clean (both with your hygiene as well as d/d free) and long hair is a plus! I am not into pain, potty or bondage, but most everything else is good.

PS - Did I mention that my wife wants to watch? please send me a photo (s) via email, cant get the web sites to load right.

Joe Shmoe (name changed to protect the retarded)

Please send photos, the links are not working. Some of the email to return your messages are not working either.

First off, gross! Does he actually think I would stoop to that level? Secondly, in my post I said the age range had to be 25-36. He's obviously out of that range. Third off, learn how to spell and speak properly. What makes people send these weird messages? It's the same thing as guys sending a message saying "ur hawt". Why thanks, now why don't you ask me a question to show you're actually interested in me instead of my melons? I think I'm going to come up with a practical list telling guys what to say when first messaging a woman online. Obviously, many could benefit from this.