What the....?

So I received another interesting email. I think I'm going to start a Word document chronicling all the weird messages I've received. Who knows, maybe I can turn it into a book? Listen to this message from a 69 year old (I told you older men liked me, haha):

Hi, Things may soon start going in the right direction when guys like Obama, Ron Paul or Dennis Kuccinich get in office and start putting these war criminals on trial for murder ,treason, and other crimes.

And when you and I start up a new family.Smiles, Joe Schmoe*

*Names changed to protect the weirdos.

Now, I may be semi-new at the internet dating thing, but I'm guessing that's not how you win a girl's heart. Man, I really need to start my list of do's and don't's. I mean really, when you and I start up a new family? I know the guy is 69 and doesn't have much time left for that sort of thing, but that's a bit sudden. Ahh, men never cease to amaze me, although in most cases it's not in a good way.